When they tell you that everything is possible, they forget to mention that this includes terrible things.

I feel like I might never be the same again.

I’ve returned! I’m back! I couldn’t resist the allure of Tumbling!

Oh hai tumblr.
Sorry.
But I just don’t see the point in you anymore.
It was… fun, I guess, while it lasted.
-Stéfon

CLONING TO KILL! from Airwave Ranger on Vimeo.

These are in order of the actual list on my iPad’s Reminders app.
[x] Play Skyrim
[x] ???
[x] Profit!
[ ] Finish reading Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams
[ ] Learn Swedish
[ ] Review Russian
[ ] Art
[x] Make a Tumblr
[x] Watch Adventure Time
[x] Watch How I Met Your Mother
[ ] Make up for a crappy NaNoWriMo by writing something awesome
[x] Hours of boredom and self-loathing

I started out well at least…

My dad ordered it on Sunday :D

I used to go to sleep before 7 AM.

But then I took an arrow to the knee.

There’s always so much to do “once the semester is over” or “during break.”
But the truth is that once break starts, there’s pretty much nothing to do.
FUCK THIS BORING LIFE, I’M LEARNING SWEDISH

Two days until Hanukkah!

So naturally I’m watching the uncanny valley version of A Christmas Carol! TROLOLOL
Apparently, there is an amoeba in Louisiana that is feeding on the brains of those who use neti pots to clear their sinuses when they have colds…
BRAIN-EATING BACTERIA

Someone must tell Dwight!!

Now that the semester has ended, I am spending some time at home this weekend.
The wifi at Etown is spoiling me with its almost-high speed.
How I feel?

It’s snowing unexpectedly! :D

FUCKYEAH SNOW.

Watching telly with me mum….
She turns on Toddlers in Tiaras.
I’m like.

And people are worried that two men can’t raise a child because it will eff them up?!
At least we won’t destroy our daughters’ lives by making them feel like only the sluttiest and most obnoxious can succeed.
OBV only the most in-the-kitchen women succeed in life.

MISS ALL THE THINGS

The semester is OVER.